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Healthcare

Eli Lilly’s Sterling Results Highlight Rival Novo Nordisk’s Fading Fortunes

Record performance of its GLP-1 drugs sent shares in Eli Lilly soaring almost 4% after its earnings call on Thursday.

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Consumer

Chipotle Struggles as Customers Skip the Guac

Execs said that inflation-addled consumers are under the impression that Chipotle costs more than it does.

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Indicators

Amazon Job Cuts Broaden Big Tech’s Layoff Barrage

When layoffs rise, people spend less, which leads to tighter bottom lines and more layoffs. Wash, rinse, and repeat.

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Semiconductors

Wall Street GOAT: Nvidia Rides Deal Bonanza to $5 Trillion Market Cap

The White House hinted early Wednesday morning that Nvidia may regain greater access to the massive Chinese market.

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Advisor Upside

Is Active Management Primed for a Comeback?

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Economics

Banking on a Fed Rate Cut Today, Investors Look for Hints of What’s Next

In September, Fed Chair Jerome Powell said that nine of the Fed’s 19 policymakers favored no more than one additional rate cut this year.

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Advisor Upside

Morgan Stanley Buys Equity Trading Platform in Private Investment Push

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The investment bank has acquired EquityZen, giving Morgan Stanley clients greater access to private company investments.

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Patent Drop

Glimpse into the future of technology.

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Google Patent Highlights AI and Quantum’s Symbiotic Relationship
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The Time and Place for AI Code Generators
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Into the Future: The Patent Drop Highlight Reel
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Amazon Tries to Help Alexa Get Personal

ETF Upside

Latest 351 Exchange Trick? A $150,000 Minimum

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Investors who want in on Alpha Architect’s next 351 exchange ETF no longer need at least $1 million — as long as their account is at Charles Schwab.

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